I was really surprised when I saw this trailer on /Film. It was such a shock to me that I have posted it just about everywhere just so people can understand my… I don’t even know what to call it. You tell me.
Did you see the unicorn drop the candy corn deuce?!?!?! GROSS!!!!!
I have read back what I wrote and out of context it sounds like I’m horribly offended by this trailer and movie. That is NOT the case. I am, however completely perplexed that anyone would even think that a 10 page book would make a good movie. My shock is from disbelief and not from outrage.
And candy corn poop is funny.