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Fun Video Friday! – Cats As Velociraptors

It’s an iconic scene from the modern classic Jurassic Park when the kids are being tracked by velociraptors into the kitchen.

Now what if they were hiding from cats?

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Vacation is over, so we watched Ghost Shark.

Image Copyright Syfy

Somehow I feel like I should probably feel bad about this.

We had a wonderful time this weekend, got to spend a lot of time with my family having a great time at the beach. So what do you do when vacation is over? Well if you’re Rene and I you do your best to not let it really end.

A trip to visit the nieces and a quick stop at El Torito for “end of vacation” nachos is a good way to start. A nap isn’t bad either. But the thing that seems to have capped off the day? Ghost Shark. 
There’s no good reason why. The plot is thinner than a desperate Hollywood starlet and the effects aren’t as good as what I could do on Rene’s MacBook but for some reason we couldn’t turn it off. It’s like the Honey Boo Boo of the shark-sploitation scene. 
Does it bother anyone else that I can use shark-sploitation and you know exactly what I mean?
It looks like Syfy did a shark movie marathon today. I could do the research to confirm, but, as I mentioned, I’m trying to drag out vacation and research is just a bit too “work” to happen right now. 
So what do you think of this rash of shark movies? Good fun or the fall of western civilization? I look forward to your thoughts. 
See you next time!

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Fun Video Friday! NSFW… But Seriously, there’s a monster in his butt.

It isn’t everyday that a movie comes out about a monster that lives in a man’s butt, but today let us celebrate that this movie exists.

Released by Magnet, quickly becoming a top horror distributor with original and, many times, actually scary movies in their stable, Bad Milo looks like a great time!

And fans of The State may recognize the film’s star, Ken Marino!

Seriously, unless they’re ok with you watching lots of gore and butt monsters at your place of business, this is NSFW.

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Wreck-It Ralph in 60 seconds

This is SO cool!

I think I’m going to have to go check out all of the 60 second versions in the Virgin Radio Fake Movie Festival! Between this and the Evil Dead Remake I’m completely sold!

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Missing the ‘Dance

This will mark the second year in a row that Rene and I have not gone to the Sundance film festival since 2008. Not a long stretch either way you look at it, but for a while there we had a lot of fun in Park City meeting fellow filmmakers and movie buffs and enjoying the winter-y wonderland of Utah. Normally I don’t know that I’d miss it as much as I do, but the recent cold snap brings back the memories of the crisp mountain air that you have to breathe while you wait for the bus to come and get you over to the Eccles theater for your movie.

But Sundance isn’t the only film festival in Park City in late January, there’s also Slamdance, the alternative film festival! It happens at the exact same time, in the exact same city and the film selections are very different. I actually came across one today thanks to the site Topless Robot and wanted to share it with you. I really like fun horror films that look like they have some passion behind them and this looks really good to me. Kinda’ wish we could get over to Park City and see it.

See you next time!

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Updates & Some Updates

Shows and shoots and comic books and phones…

It’s been busy and it isn’t really going to slow down until Thanksgiving when I’m hoping to catch up on a good number of Project: Iron Man posts. I just bought the last issue of Iron Man before Marvel Now begins and it felt like the end of an era… which is by design, I suppose, since Marvel Now is supposed to be an update to the universe. I may do a separate post about that (when I have some spare time *lulz #sarcasm) but I’m losing my “fire” for comics right now since there is so much other stuff to do.

We’ve had some changes to the performance schedules for November and you’ll be able to see both Rene and I in “Jeepers, Nancy clue, It’s a Mystery!” on the following dates:

  • November 15 – Redlands Old Spaghetti Factory
  • November 21 – Redlands Old Spaghetti Factory
  • November 29 – Redlands Old Spaghetti Factory
  • November 30 – Fullerton Old Spaghetti Factory
Tickets are available here: Clever Productions, Inc.
The shows are a lot of fun and we keep having repeat guests. Come see have some fun and eat some pasta!
Last bit, go over to the Wiggy website for more updates on The Pom Pom Massacre, including what this might be…

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Project 365 8-10-2010 Inception

Saw Inception with Rene tonight.

Or did I dream it?

No, totally saw it.  Totally enjoyed it.  More important to me was the just the fact that Rene and I managed to get out and actually see a movie!  I’m sure I’ve talked about this before, but it is very hard to get out to see movies when you’re trying to make them.  At least for me it is.  Add to a heavy work load the fact that Rene and I are on opposite schedules and it’s a recipe for failure.

But good planning is the anchor for success and we have a good plan!  Sunday is for Scott Pilgrim and I’m VERY excited about that!  Also I think I have laid enough subtle hints (i.e. screaming, “OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!”) to convince her to see Tron Legacy when it is in theaters as well.  Here’s hoping Disney will get another Tron ride in the park! 

Speaking of Disney we saw the movie at Downtown Disney and I was surprised at how busy it was on a week night after the movie got out, which was about 11:30pm:

I don’t know if this picture really shows the number of people that were there, but it’s the picture that I got.  Most of the restaurants were closed too, so I have no idea what they were able to do.

I’m sure they found something.

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Project 365 6-18-2010 Movies!

Rene has never seen the Sarah Jessica Parker motion picture epic Girls Just Want to Have Fun.  For my sister and I GJWTHF was a VHS staple when were growing up.  We would duplicate the dance moves and watch, re-watch and then watch again when the nun did the pommel horse routine!  I still love that part!

But Rene had never seen it.

When we were at Target she found the DVD for $5 when she was looking for Fantastic Mr. Fox and thought that $5 was a low enough price tag to risk not liking a movie.  So today we got that and Fantastic Mr. Fox.  We watched both.  Girls does not hold up quite as well to aged eyes.

Today’s picture is of our movies:

I can still recommend both of these highly, even if one of them benefits in a major way from nostalgia.  I’m also particularly fond of the Photoshop job done on the cover of Girls.  It’s worth a trip to Target just so you can see it in person.  I especially like how you can see the matte lines around SJP’s head.

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Project 365 2-15-2010 Saw “Up In the Air” & “Avatar” – I Totally get it!

Today was a an awful day to do business.  By noon it was clear that just about nothing would get done, and seeing as I’m run down from going nonstop the last few weeks, I decided to go with it and catch up on a few of the best picture nominated movies.  Today was Up In the Air and Avatar IMAX 3D. 

Today’s picture is of the ticket stubs from today.

First up, Up In the Air.  I really enjoyed this movie.  Jason Reitman is easily one of my favorite contemporary directors.  He builds visual stories where the images he chooses to show you could almost be watched on mute and still convey the emotional resonance that they achieve with sound.  I felt that his use of subtle symbolism, and even the not-so-subtle symbolism, just lifted me up like a leaf on the wind and carried me through the story.  I felt surrendered to the waves of the film and, because of that surrender, I really connected with the changes that George Cloony’s character was going through.  There is a powerful message on the damage to the economy in this film and at points I think it overwhelms the more subtle message of family and what that means to us individually and how it manifests itself in different lives.  There is a running metaphor in the film about emptying a backpack and  by emptying that backpack we relieve ourselves of responsibility.  By the Cloony character’s definition this is freedom but I saw it as just a “backpack” filled with the unseen burden of solitude.  I don’t believe that there is anyway to avoid emotional baggage.  Trying to hide from it can create it in just the same way that a horrible break-up can. 

The fact that so much can be read into this film, not just the items that I’m bringing up, makes this a true artistic statement to me.  I feel like this one is going to be around for a while.  If you enjoy a really well made film go see it.

Then we make the trip to see Avatar IMAX 3D.  I’m including the “IMAX 3D” part because I think it is important to identify how this particular movie is seen and I was not interested in seeing it any other way.  Does that mean that I fell into some kind of marketing trap?  Perhaps, but I’m willing to let that slide.  On a meta-note the movie theater business and industry is changing and is going to continue to change for a while.  They will be looking for ways to keep movies profitable so that they can remain a viable business and thereby justify the billions and billions of dollars that are spent on them annually.  Make no mistake, the movie business is in just as much trouble as the music industry, but we have better PR people and are trying to learn from RIAA’s mistakes.  The advent of digital everything is great for consumption but horrible for business.  Before this decade I could never fathom how the “Star Trek” future of “no money” could ever exist, but as I see the proliferation of free web services that are better then what you can pay for and the quality of the free content available online my ideas on a “free society” (at least where money is concerned)  have begun to change.  Naturally the big ships of industry are slow to turn and sometimes they over compensate.  Right now 3D entertainment is THE thing.  It’s everywhere and I make the prediction now that 3D home entertainment will still be pushed on the population for the next three years in ridiculous ways.  They will be 3Ding everything and will probably try to convince you to buy a pair of glasses that make your real life 3D.

I hope you’re laughing at that. 

If by chance you aren’t laughing and you just took that advice seriously and you are head of a major corporation who will try and build the “Real Life 3D Glasses” either send me a check or shoot yourself.  It a “six of one, half-a-dozen of the other” situation to me.  Either way don’t expect the current wave of 3D TVs and 3D versions of your favorite old movies to be the last or to go away anytime soon.

That being said, I really think James Cameron got it right.  He built the kind of simple, fun, visually exciting movie that is going to sustain Hollywood for the foreseeable future.  He made a movie, and the technology to create the movie, that cannot be recreated in the home theater space – you need to see this film in the theaters.  It’s what it’s designed for and it’s the only way that I feel the movie will make a strong emotional impact.  I can tell you in my personal experience that, even at it’s almost three hour length, this movie was compressed storytelling in the tradition of a Silver Age comic book.  It gives you all the basic information that you need up front, reminds you with a recap right before specific events happen an never lets you bog down too much forming a separate opinion.  This is not thinking man’s cinema, but that does not make it bad cinema.  What it does make it is easily digestible, understandable and relate-able at a very base level that is clear when you look at the number of tickets sold all around the world.

Avatar is Transformers 2 done right.

Transformers 2 captured something, I still don’t know what it was since I have not seen it, but I’m one of the few.  By all rights it was not a good movie.  No one that I asked could look me in the eyes and say that Transformers 2 was in any way, shape or form a good movie, but it was successful and I think the reason for that is because it plugged into a very basic need that higher brow critics and movie goers aren’t willing to see just yet.  Fourteen year old boys get it.  They really do and even though they can’t explain it to you there’s a reason that so much of today’s entertainment is written for and by that fourteen year old male mentality.  Lord knows that why I’ve been making the movies that I’ve been making and it’s why Transformers 2 was a success in spite of a lack of quality and why Avatar has become the biggest movie of all time with it’s simple, unremarkable story.  Hell, Cameron even started writing it at fourteen!  You don’t need to read too much into it.  We all want to be “the hero,” “the prom king/queen,” “the chosen one.”  Just look back on all of the greatest successes in the world of film and you’ll see all of it is the same.  Whether male or female, little boy or little girl, we want to be that someone special.  James Cameron took that, placed it inside some very exciting advanced special effects and made a film that emotionally effects people – whether you love it or hate it – and I can’t wait to see how this is going to effect Iron Man 2

It worked, I get it and, even though I probably won’t be seeing it again, I really enjoyed the movie.  What did you think, pop it in the comments.

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Talk Radio


I wanted to start this by talking about “how old I am” and emphasizing age and being cranky, but that’s not really what this is about and I’m starting to annoy myself with how much I talk about being “the old guy” at 32. Mind you, when I’m at Shmimprov or surrounded by my students, it’s easy to feel like that when everyone else is 25 or under, but when it comes right down to it I’m still “young” in the eyes of society.

What I will bitch about, though, is that at 32 I am pretty set as an adult. You won’t find many people that will say that at 32 you don’t have any responsibilities or notice that your tastes have changed at least a little and that’s really what I want to talk about, changing tastes.

I knew that I had entered “adult life” the moment I discovered podcasts.

Yes, that’s what I said, podcasts.

Or, as I like to call them, talk radio for Generation X.

While people in their 40’s, 50’s and 60’s listen to Rush, Dr. Laura and the other freaks on the radio people in their 30’s and younger listen to the freaks that record via Skype on all manner of esoteric topics like Star Trek, Doctor Who comic books and such-n-such. When I first got my iPod I was all music all the time. I spend the better part of a month uploading all of my CD’s onto the computer and then importing to iTunes. I scoured my friends music collections, my parents, any stranger who would let me and added it to the mix. I got obsessed with making playlists that would be perfect for any particular occasion.

Then, during a trip to the iTunes store, I stumbled on these things called podcasts and they had titles like iFanboy, Around Comics, Gallifrey Embassy… all very geeky and all up my alley. I started by downloading anything that looked like it might be good. That habit stopped very quickly. Just because you have a podcast doesn’t mean that it’s any good. The only quality control there is are the reviews that are written by the most committed of listeners. But to the point, as I explored further I found the combination of podcasts that satisfy all of my needs, from news to geeky pursuits. Just like the talk radio so popular with the older adult demographic, I now know that I’m close to joining their ranks, at least in spirit, as I get more enjoyment from listening to fanboys talk rather than Panic at the Disco.

Here is a list of the pocasts that I currently subscribe to for your perusal. I would add hotlinks, but I got all of these from the iTunes Store, so I suggest getting them there.

  • Around Comics – Round table discussion about the world and culture of comic books. This is one of the best out there.
  • BBGeeks – All Blackberry news. About 10 min. long with news and rumors.
  • The Bugle – An English version of The Daily Show in audio form. Funny and timely.
  • The Crankcast – Comic book creators talking about the business, shows they like and regular Joe stuff. Hard to describe, but one of my favorites!
  • The /Filmcast – Movie news and commentary with writers, directors and actors often as guests. It’s a companion to /film.
  • iFanboy – My favorite comic book podcast! Every week they run down the best, and sometimes the worst, comics released.
  • JapanesePod101 – This is where I learn Japanese.
  • Marvel Podcasts – I’m a Marvel Zombie.
  • NPR: Story of the Day, World Story of the Day, Pop Culture & Technology Podcasts – This is all the news I ever need.
  • Real Time with Bill Maher – I love it. I hate it. It might be the whole show, might only be New Rules.
  • Tom vs The Flash – Tom Katers reads and comments on every silver age issue of The Flash. It is awesome.
  • 40k Radio – This is a Warhammer 40,000 podcast that is only for the true gamer. If you don’t play the game skip it because it will scar you. Not scare you, scar you. Gamers and their fanaticism are not for the faint of heart.

See you tomorrow!

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